blakspring

I’m trying really really hard to find something funny to write because I truly believe that a blog is supposed to entertain people and make them forget how fucked up the world can be.  You’re supposed to think that my life is all witty zingers, ridiculous shenanigans (I’m trying to use that word more), and hystericals [...]

Ultra and I have been best buds since about 6th grade so it’s safe to assume that we know just about everything about each other and have come to accept that certain things won’t change.  I accept the fact that she read my (old) blog probably all of three times in the 18 months that [...]

I don’t much care for clothes shopping.  I’ve gotten a little bit better at it over the last several years but for the most part it still leaves me exhausted, cranky, and annoyed.  I hate shopping alone because I always think that everything looks terrible on me and I also hate shopping with someone else [...]

Sorry it’s taken a while.  The last two months have been pretty crazy and my head was not in a good place.  To add to the crap, my blog disappeared off the face of the blogosphere, losing a year and a half’s worth of memories, leaving me feeling like I lost a limb and wanting [...]