Jan 31
Do You Have Fresh Balls?
elsewhere in the world|Now that several days have passed, as well as a nice weekend, I have accepted the state of my database and want to just move forward. I will be getting a wireless scanner (something that I should have had in the first place) which will make the inventory go faster. Thanks for all the good wishes and calls for riots and murder; much appreciated
But since I’m feeling better I thought I’d make you guys laugh, or at least drop your jaw from disbelief. Or maybe everyone already knows about this product and it’s old news. I don’t think it’s a joke. Apparently it is Fresh Balls.
And if anyone has actually used the stuff, and wants to admit it, I wanna hear your story.

February 1st, 2010 at 3:02 pm
Well, I’m glad you’ve entered acceptance. I’ve missed stuff in the backup profile before (just the other day, as a matter of fact), but I always double-check before moving stuff. Heck, I usually copy rather than move, just to cover my arse!
“If anyone has actually used the stuff?” Anyone? If any of your female readers have, I’ll be doubly-interested in their story!
February 2nd, 2010 at 11:01 am
Dude, the same thing happened to me when I first started at my old library job. I re-cataloged HALF OF AN ENTIRE LIBRARY BY HAND. Then they recovered the rest. It took me half a school year.
I’m glad you don’t have to do that.
February 3rd, 2010 at 4:12 pm
Dear lord that video is funny!
February 4th, 2010 at 11:03 pm
You’d think they come up with a more creative name…maybe Freshies Testies.
February 9th, 2010 at 9:28 am
OMG OMG x 2!! (sorry, a little behind on your blog!!)
February 10th, 2010 at 10:04 pm
gh - and here i thought you were gonna own up…
npw - that sounds horrible. i’m surprised you don’t have a huge scar on your forehead from banging your head against a wall.
mel heth - it almost seems like a fake commercial but i guess it’s a real commercial posing as a fake commercial trying to be a real commercial.
tcd - you need to be in advertising
simone - if anyone is behind it’s me on your blog. i sooooo need to catch up.